How are teens like cats?
Neither like to be told what to do.
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a pig thief?
Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?