What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?