What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
A tiger lily!
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
Why did the fish blush?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?