What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
How do animals blend into the desert?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What says: oom oom oom?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?