What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
Sit down and look comfortable.
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why was the cat so small?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What sport is full of interior designers?
Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?