What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Rap.
What famous scientist will try anything?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Where do dogs go to make new friends?