When fish play football, who is the captain?
The team's kipper.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?