What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs.
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the turkey join the band?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Which president loved to take baths?
What did summer say to spring?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?