What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
What do ducks have for lunch?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
Where are average things manufactured?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What's the loudest sport?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?