What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Mop Gun.
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How was the wedding?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a peanut in space?
What vegetable is nice to everyone?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?