What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Labor Day.
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How do you make a cow float?
Why do math teachers love March?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
How do locomotives know where to go?