How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What animal floats best?
What's the saddest part of the week?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?