How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What name sounds like the past tense?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What's a pastor's favorite city?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
How do bunnies stay fit?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?