What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Sour punch kids.
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you call a silly hill?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
Why are bakers so good at math?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Which president loved to take baths?