What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Pickleball.
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What did the salad say to its dad?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
What did March say to the madness?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
The museum curator needed a break.
What part of a football field is never the same?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
How do you cut the ocean in two?