What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why is summer always sad?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?