What kind of computers do horses use?
Mcintosh.
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What is a ghost's favorite airline?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
How much does freedom weigh?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
Someone stole my mood ring!