What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
The post office.
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
Who invented fractions?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
What kind of music do planets like?
What condiment has wings?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What do Scottish toads play?