What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
No, 'emma stone!
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
How do baseball players always stay cool?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Which animal will never go bald?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
Why do bees buzz?