What do cats use to beat eggs?
Whiskers.
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What do elves learn in school?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What day is your mom always right?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do German dogs sleep?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What style of music weighs the most?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What do you call a very attractive aircraft?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?