Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
They wear snow caps.
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What animals make the best baseball players?
Where do termites go camping?
How do you arrest a pig?