What is Santa's favorite dessert?
HoHos®.
Where does a scientist wizard work?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?