What is a plant's favorite college course?
Chemis-tree.
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What did the painter say to the wall?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How does dinner smell?
What do Scottish toads play?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
Board Game With A Twist
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What math figure is also in the band?