Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
It's into the classics.
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What position does a ghost play in soccer?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?