What did the painter say to the wall?
One more crack and I'll plaster you.
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
How do dog catchers get paid?
What shape is bad at driving?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What do you call a pig thief?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?