What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
A friend you can count on!
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
What farm animal is best at karate?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How much money does a skunk have?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Are baby skunks cute?
Why are puppies so flexible?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?