Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Mom: "I don't know ask your grandmother."
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Bears love exotic cars.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why was the bee sad?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?