What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Where do they produce Christian films?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What do you call a dog in space?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
Why can't you trust a pig?
How much does freedom weigh?
What's the friendliest pen?
What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?