How does dinner smell?
Through its nose.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What do you call a tired tree?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why are bakers so good at math?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?