What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What fish sings the best?
Where would you find an elephant?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What part of a fish is the most musical?