Why are baseball games at night?
The bats sleep during the day.
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?