Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What fish only swims at night?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why are goats so funny?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How can you farm during the winter?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Where do books love to go on vacation?