Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
He had Gatorade.
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
Which birds steal soap from the bath?
Where does breakfast live?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why do rhinos charge?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?