What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
Chocolate chip cookie DOH!
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What game do mice love to play?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Where do chips wear socks?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
Why are fish such good architects?