Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
They only produce non-fat milk.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why was the dog so popular?
What do you call a household of counselors?