Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call dogs that rarely bark?