What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?