What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Long time, no flea.
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
How can you make 7 even?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What do you call the study of strong women in history?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?