Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
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Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Which fly makes films?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Where would you find an elephant?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why is spring the oddest season?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
How do you get kids to do something?