Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What bird is losing its hair?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
What's the most determined bird?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What games do ants play with elephants?