Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
He didn't have jed-eyes.
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Why do two skunks argue?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
Why was the math book sad?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What is Yoda's® favorite movie?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do people always trip on September 22?