Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
No, to whom.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What's a doll's favorite car?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What fairy loves to count?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?