Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
No, to whom.
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Why did the frog starve?
Why is a doctor always calm?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Where do hamsters come from?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?