What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
A forklift driver.
What is the best type of science to study with your family?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Where do birds go to drink?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
Where do honeybees stay while on vacation?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?