Where do chips wear socks?
On their dori-toes.
Why do rhinos charge?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Who invented fractions?
Where do stars go to college?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?