What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How does a squid go into battle?
Where does food go to take a nap?
Why did the cat start laughing?
How do you wash a lamb?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?