What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
A water baa-ttle.
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What car can't keep a secret?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?