What is the best book to read in autumn?
Gourd of the Rings.
What do you call stolen cheese?
Why do kids love theater classes?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?