Which dog likes to run across an open field?
A prairie dog.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Which family member is always relieved?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?