Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Sure, but then they makeup.
What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the confused bee say?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What's black and white and red all over?
Why did the echo get detention?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the lizard go on a diet?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?