Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Where do clowns go on vacation?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Why did the echo get detention?
How does a cow do math?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?