Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
It's pretty knit.
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What did the stair machines call each other?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
The museum curator needed a break.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?