Why did electricity win the race?
Because it can run at the speed of light.
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do jokesters study in college?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do cows go to New York?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?