What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Swan Lake.
What do trees wear to the lake?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What is the most faithful insect?
What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What kind of bird can write?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?