What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Where do hamsters come from?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.