What's a cat's favorite song?
Three Blind Mice!
What is a cow's dream job?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
How do fleas travel?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
My leaf blower doesn't work.