Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
When do astronauts eat?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What day is your mom always right?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which bug is related to you?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why did the cat start laughing?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the cow cross the road?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?