Why do golfers hate cake?
Because they might get a slice.
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What stories are told by basketball players?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?