What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
A road trip.
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
How do you compliment a cat?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What boat is great at getting a deal?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What bird helps you stay dry?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What is a tree's least favorite month?