What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
An ice-cold croak-a-cola.
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
How do you talk to a giant?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?