What should you wear to a tea party?
A t-shirt.
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why are monkeys lousy workers?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?