What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where do horses reside?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What do you call a silly hill?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?