What's a duck's favorite ballet?
The Nutquacker!
Why are English teachers so smart?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why did the body of water think so much?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why was the fish so smart?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?