What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why don't ants get sick?
What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
Why are fish so good at watching their weight?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?